Lately there’s an awful lot of signaling going on. The Fed signals this, the Treasury signals that. The President signals something or other and I’m all like, for pete’s sake, if you have something to say, just come out and say it, will ya?
And then our house signaled. The holding tank on the heater said pfffffttttt, SPLASH. Then the porch light committed suicide. Just fell right off the wall. No wind, no rain, nothing. Just PLUNK, like the house knows we’re trying to sell it and it’s MAD. And NOW I’m all like, jeez, just keep it to yourself, will ya?
Because if the house were to “come right out and say it”, I have a feeling things could get UGLY.
3 comments
Ellen says:
December 5, 2008 at 12:31 pm (UTC -5)
Sounds like you could use a handyman-exorcist!
nutmeg says:
December 8, 2008 at 12:47 pm (UTC -5)
Give it the finger and then run!
nutmegs last blog post..in which nutmeg handily proves she has no life
magpie says:
December 12, 2008 at 8:28 pm (UTC -5)
Um, good luck?
magpies last blog post..The Christmas Elephant